![]() ![]() It's enough to make you want to swear off dating and barricade yourself inside your house alone forever, right? ![]() And that's not even touching on all the gross stuff that couples do that doesn't involve swapping any bacteria, but does involve being wildly foul -like sharing toothbrushes, pooping with the door open, or picking a stray piece of broccoli out of their teeth. Yeah, those are 80 million harmless bacteria, but the whole thing still feels a little gross. We've established that all couples are disgusting, and I'm not just talking about the pet names - I'm talking about the way that every time you and your sweetie exchange a tender kiss, that kiss contains 80 million bacteria (okay, I'm also talking about the pet names). ![]()
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